Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips

Oh, when I was a camper, I never liked to eat;
the cook''d put things upon my plate, I''d dump them on his feet;
but then one day he made this soup, I ate it all in bed;
I asked him what he''d put in it, and this is what he said. *Chorus.

Chorus: Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;
monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;
rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;
stir them all together, it''s called the cook''s surprise.

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink;
I said I''m feeling slightly ill, I think I''d like a drink;
The cook he said, "I''ve just the thing, I''ll get it in a wink;
it''s full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think." *Chorus.